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第一回赛龙灯遇艳入桃源
第二回痴情士邀欢酬美婢
第三回颠之倒之三人做两对夫妻
第四回乐极悲生二凶酿一宵奇祸
第五回伪公主大闹上元夜
第六回俏梅香灯夜携云
第七回戴娇凤月下偷郎
第八回玉面狐醉中丧宝
第九回诗传驿壁千金远赎娥眉
第十回镜合元宵百岁重谐伉俪
第十一回招商店李氏寻夫
第十二回碧山堂姚生入梦
第一回赛龙灯遇艳入桃源
诗曰:
春风何处寄相思,总在妍红嫩绿枝;
莫怪啼鸯窥绣帷,可怜桂树绕游丝。
盈盈碧玉含娇日,滴滴文姬乍嫁时;
博得回眸舒一笑,凭群见惯也魂痴。
明朝崇桢年间,湖广黄州府勒水县,有一秀才,姓真名金,表唤双南,其先东昌府临清人也,年将卫顺,单生一子,双名楚玉,字曰连城,性嗜读书,过目成诵,十岁通诗,二十岁博览离骚迁史,不但对文,已谙肯荣,加以诗词歌赋,矢口成章,先达乡人,亥然推服,那真双南十分爱惜,每每唿为千里驹。忽一日,有一相士,打从门前经过,见了真生,啧啧赞誉道:“好一个美秀郎君,可惜神太清,容太嫩,骨格太轻,虽则敏慧异常,不能显达,单喜一生际遇,都在上元节夜。”真双南在内听见,连忙着人邀请。顷刻间,即失相土所在,真生尝赋《蝶恋花》词一阙,以自咏其志云:
曳紫纤来何足慕,岂学相如,空缀凌云赋,玉想丰姿莲想步,等闲肯把风流误。
始信桃源原有路,虽隔花阴,能使仙槎渡,不是轻烟又非雾,去时昧臭来时暮。
不料真生,才交十五岁,真秀才患病身亡,遗产虽微,幸喜母亲郎氏有治家才,真生既在服中,一发奋志读书,非遇正事,未尝出户,虽则阖邑时髦,无人相识,单与同窗凌雅生、崔子服,最为契密,当时编一口号,道:“是要见美人,须觅真生,捉鬼不用钟馗,后门只画凌崔。”又道:“美人同着钟馗走,儿童惊笑齐拍手。”只因真生发如黑漆,唇若凝朱,目秀神情,肌肤细腻,那面皮粉白,映出红来,宛与桃花相似,假使挽髻穿裙,改为女扮,只怕西子王嫱,还要逊他几分,那凌崔二子。年虽弱冠,偏是鬓发满额,黑脸见麻,往往在街坊上同走,那些妇女见了真生,个个眼光注射,及见凌崔,无不掩口而笑,崔子服尝作诗—绝,以谑真生。道:
面如冠玉体含香,能乱闺中少妇肠;
千古风流分属子,真郎只合唤真婊。
真生恃着自己有才有貌,要娶一个绝色浑家,所以做媒的,日逐到门,只是嫌长憎短,看到了一十七岁,尚未聘定。那一时瓣年已过,已是上元佳节,知县陈大爵,少年隽逸,出示晓谕,着个百姓。“放花灯,庆赏五日。因此城外城里,不论大街小港,处处张灯,家家结彩,自此日十三起,到了十五那一夜,真是个火树交,笙歌沸耳,街市上看灯的人,男男女女,挨肩擦背。拥挤不开,怎见得元宵景,曾有一词为证:
煌煌大树,正金吾驰禁,玉漏体促,月照大街人似蚁,多少紫蚤雕壳,红袖长姬,双双来去,妖冶浑玉,坠铁欲觅,见人差避银烛。
但见回首俄唿,上元佳胜,只有今宵独,一派笙歌何处起,笑语渐归毕屋,斗转参横,暗尘随马,醉唱升平曲。归来倦倚,梅花影里芬黎。
《左调念奴娇》
只说真生同了凌雅生、崔子服,先从城内,检那鹜山灯火稠密之处,周围着了一遍,遂又步出城外,只听得锣鼓喧天,爆竹烟火之盛,比着城中,更为热闹。正在灯影里面,穿来穿去,徘徊着玩。忽闻锣声筛响,乃是一队少年,簇拥着大头和尚,调戏柳翠,跳舞而来,两边竹帘推起,只见光油油的鬃儿,白松松的面儿,俱是浓妆艳束,露出半身,伸头张望,却不去看月明柳翠,那秋波凝眸,都射在真生面上,只听得笑喧哗,纷纷私下里说着真生标致,宛象—个妇人,也有指了凌崔二生,嘻嘻含笑,道他十分丑陋。真生不好意思,挽了二生之手,转出大秆,刚刚出过得桥瑰,前面—片声沸嚷道:“站开,站开,龙灯来了。“慌忙闲在楼檐之下,乍一看时,原来是一青龙,约有三丈余长,众人俱是青布纯绵短袄,红锦束腰,一个个装裹齐整,擎起龙灯,盘旋转动,曲尽飞舞之处,真生看一会,挽了凌崔二于,又到一处,时将三鼓,着灯的渐渐稀少。忽见斜刺里,走出两个青衣,提了纱灯,照着一个十六七岁的美妇人,轻移莲身过来,真生却从东边到西,在巷栅口噼面迎住,那妇人生得不长不短,姿容绝世,仔细向着真生看了一会,慢慢的移了数步,后又掇转头来.微微含笑。真生向处书斋,未尝亲见美色,霎时间,神魂荡漾,后又回身向东,缓缓的尾在背后,那妇人佯整玉钗,不时回眸顾盼。约篝在许,真生始把前后一看,已不见了凌凡二子,原来二子一直意往西行,所以错路。真生巴不得独自一人,只管紧紧随着。又半里许,那妇人从一黑漆门内,走了过去,门旁有一老者,日内絮絮的,把那妇人埋怨了几句,就把双门拴闭。
真生站在门外,依依不舍,勐听得锣声响震,却是一队迎亲的,打从西至,挨身一看,又是一条粗长组长的黄龙,头摇尾摆,喧拥而来,约有三十余人,都是鹅黄的素袖短祆,蓝锦束腰,打扮得更加齐整,正在盘旋跳舞,又闻锣声远远敲响,却是那条青龙打从东边迎至,顷刻间,两龙挤在—处,黄龙要从上前经过,那青龙又要在那上首,乱声喧嚷.急论不已,竟把青龙撤下,奋力向前,一个对一个,挥拳就打,那个老者听得门外观灯斗闹,得又开门出来挺身劝解,真生呆呆的倚定门首,一步不移,忽闻里面轻轻咳声,回头一看,原来就是热耍的那个青衣,伸出玉腕,把后襟一扯,真生即便熘了进来,刚欲步入中扉,那老者劝解不开,拍着屁股关门进内,吓得真生魂不附体,慌忙蹲在梅花石畔,停了半晌,站起来,欲待出门回去,谁知栓上,又用铁锁锁着,推那进内竹扉,亦是紧紧拴闭,只见扉上横一匾额,刻着小桃源三字,原来是一所住宅,乃是监生姚子昂的别墅。俄而礁楼已打四鼓,真生正在荒急之际,忽闻扉左有人低唤道:“这里来。”
真生趋往视之,前番那个青衣,立在花下用手乱招,却因竹屏损坏,可以侧身而入,随了青衣,弯弯曲曲,直进第三层门,方是卧房。那妇人残妆半卸,灯下而立,见了真生,掩掩缩缩,欲前又却,真生老着睑,急忙向前一缉,低声问道:“邂逅相逢,承蒙美人见爱。敢问尊姓芳名,谁家宅眷,莫非是尊绿飞琼,仙珠下降么”那妇人低模带点笑,娇声答道:“妾身崔氏,名叫惠娘,夫主即是太学生姚子昂,为因正房妒悍,着妾另居于此,敢问即君上贵名,家居何处曾娶妻否”其生道:“小生真楚玉,表唤连城,敝居即在城内县治西首,今年一十七岁,并未娶妻。”惠娘道:“原来就是真郎,前日曾见崔秀才的诗稿,内有一题,称是戏赠同江真莲城口占一绝,记得结尾真郎只合唤真娘之句,使妾时时思慕,谁想今宵幸会,可信生所咏不谬,据妾看来,还觉榆杨未昼。”
真生道:“曾记去年春暮,偶尔踏青郊外,遇一佳人,遍身素犒,生得百媚千娇,比着姐姐芳容无二,访其姓名,唤做崔氐兰娘,与卿姓讳相同,可是姊寻行否”惠娘道:“兰娘长妾二岁妾之姊也。论他容貌,真个是沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花,岂妾所能仿佛。”真生微微含笑,那尘柄坚举已久,无暇细谈,就把惠娘搂住,但觉兰麝之香,遍身芬薄,惠娘吐出丁香舌尖,放在真生口内,吮咂了一会,又附低耳言:“拙夫远出未归,可以安心同卧。”
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